Well shit!

Looks like I've been doing this for a year. I think I remember blogging about the State Fair last year when the Old Man took us. This year was a bunch of fun. My favorite was the Cock Crowing Contest (CCC). They basically take a bunch of roosters...I mean...cocks, and put them in cages numbered one to ten. They have big cocks, small cocks, gray cocks, colorful cocks, cocks with funny hair--which was probably actually feathers, and your occasional huge cock. So they throw all the cocks together, hit the stopwatch and say 'GO,' and the cock who crows the most frequently in fifteen minutes wins. My cock was completely worthless, but the big crazy-looking cock we called Toki was delivering serious ownage. Just goes to show you: always pick the cock with the crazy 'do.

Oh, and I'm back on campus. Finally.